I put cheese on everything. (Well, not anything sweet cuz that's disgusting. And sacrilege). 

Mostly cuz any food that's not sweet (except cheese) is gross so adding cheese makes it less gross.

I found a piece of colby jack in my cardigan pocket today. It was partially dried out.

I thought perhaps I had a problem. Though in fairness, this is the first time this has occurred.

And I didn't eat it, so clearly I'm good. 

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So... can I have it?

(Maybe I'm the one with the problem.)
Hehehe! I have twelve blocks in my fridge right now. Howsabout one of those instead. :)

(They're small blocks, not economy size, so again, clearly not a problem)
Pretty sure I wouldn't consider it a problem if they WERE economy size. ;) )
Wait, so... cheese and sweet things can't go together?

My whole life is a lie.
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but nope, they cannot. Yuuuuucky. :)



Sweet things can't go with savory things. They can occasionally go with other sweet things.



But do not stick sugar or honey or for the love of Pete and all that is holy, marshmallows on sweet potatoes, as sweet potatoes are perfection all on their own.
Oh totally with you on the sweet potato thing. Why mess with a good thing.

But here in the northeast, people put cheese on a cracker, and then a dab of fruit jam/preserves on the cheese. Before I moved back here 15 years ago, I would've agreed with you on that being a no-no. But then I finally gave it a try, and.... welp. It's actually pretty tasty.

Also, back in my 20s when my body was completely bulletproof against bad habits, I frequently had a breakfast treat that consisted of cream cheese on a cinnamon raisin bagel that was then dipped, bite by bite, in maple syrup. IYKYK.
Nice! Yeah, I'm with you on the cracker / cheese / jam thing. Think I got that from my Mom (who is from the NE).

Also, it's not for me, but people put sugar in coffee.

(With apologies to Shan. Generally speaking, I'm with you on "don't cross those streams!")
Blech. I won't tell on you either about the cracker cheese jam thing. But only cuz I like ya!
*wipe my brow* Whew. Glad it's mutual. ;)
Icky. I won't tell on you though! :)

Cream cheese is acceptable to mix with sweet things...mmmmmm puummmpkin rollll! I sooo wish I would've known of this cinnamon raisin bagel cream cheese maple syrup thing back during the consequence free eating days!

I wish I did, too!
Well you should at least try it once before you die... 😆